Just Cause
I exited the plane at the Austin airport, orange bridesmaid dress in tow. Orange, really? In UT town, orange only has one meaning–the Longhorn football team. What was Christie thinking?
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Bob, the groom, and Andrew, Christie’s brother, were there to meet me. I was happy to see Bob. Andrew, well, we had history.
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We were driving to Christie’s house when Bob said, “Guys. I can’t go through with this.”
I choked out. “What!”
“Will you talk to Christie for me?”
“Robert, man up. This is on you.”
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To give Bob a chance, Andrew and I made ourselves scarce–together–a colossal mistake. I returned bummed, but Christie was all smiles. Clearly, Bob hadn’t said anything, and I’d missed out on a special pre-wedding evening with my best friend. Crap!
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The next day, as the maid-of-honor, I walked down the aisle, enveloped in orange lace and taffeta, followed by three other orange bridesmaids, and took my place with Bob and Andrew at the front of the church. I caught Bob’s eye, but he looked away.
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The minister asked if anyone could show just cause why these two should not be wed. My heart started pounding. Bob was staring at me. Was he afraid I would say something or hoping I would? Was it just pre-wedding jitters or total cowardice? Just cause is a legal reason, not idiocy, but I’m pretty sure my story would have stopped the wedding anyway.
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After the I-do’s, Christie and Bob, effervescent newlyweds, ran down the aisle. I followed, more sedately, my mind full of questions. Instead of champagne and dancing, I was looking forward to getting out of that orange dress.